I had the following exchange a bit ago on twitter:
: Dear iPhone: stop autocorrecting “hawt” into “hast”. Who the hell says “hast” anymore?
Upon my relating this to my friend Owen
, he pointed me at the following, and forever spoiled me on funny things on the internet. I don’t think there will ever be anything to top the following two videos:
and the reverse:
The line-dancing totally makes the second one.
And now back to your irregularly scheduled program which will not contain random videos too often, I promise. These were just too awesome not to share 🙂
My browser was behaving strangely when I tried to log in to the TD Canada Trust online banking server, so just to be paranoid I decided to change my password using another machine. I then realized that it was just me being dumb – my user agent was set to IE as I had been testing something earlier. Oops!
However, it did all lead me to discover this gem epic failboat of a password policy:
When changing your password, please remember that it must be between 5 and 8 characters in length and should contain both letters and numbers. Special characters (e.g. #, &, @) must not be used as they will not be accepted by the system. Passwords consisting of all letters or all numbers are not recommended. Although TD Canada Trust does not require you to change your password, we recommend that for security purposes you change your password every 90 days.
Okay, wtf people. 5-8 characters seems awfully permissive, and doesn’t let me put in a nice long password… but not requiring numbers and letters? Just recommending it? And their system doesn’t support punctuation in passwords? Yeesh.
It gets worse. I decided to play around with it, and was able to change my password to the following:
- the first 5 characters of my bank card number (which is the username when one logs in, and is common to many TD customers).
Obviously I’ve changed the password to one which is as secure as I can make it given their crappy constraints, but it really angers me that I’m paying through the fees I pay them for this kind of asinine security policy. It almost makes me want to go through the hassle of switching banks… but I’m sure the others all have similar issues on one level or another.
Some days, though, this industry just makes me want to set things on fire – today is one of those days.